Parenting and The End of The World

Mr. Christopher from Corner Stork Baby Blog and man oh man, you just can’t make stuff like this up. File this under news of the weird as recently reported by many news agencies. Well, apparently a man by the name of P. Selvakumar had stoned two dogs to death about 15 years ago. After he killed them, he then hung them from a tree. So let’s stop for a minute. This guy must have been VERY angry. It’s one thing to throw rocks at a dog until the animal dies. It’s another to do it to TWO dogs and then go through the process of finding rope, locating a good tree branch to support the bodies of two dead dogs, and on and on getting more dark and morbid as we go.

Shortly after, Mr. Selvakumar’s world came crashing down fast as he became paralyzed in his leg and arm and additionally lost hearing in one ear. To the semi-medically knowledgeable, that’s a coronary thing. With anger and blood pressure like that, your body is going into shut down and you’ve got some serious problems. But Mr. Selvakumar deemed it bad luck and a curse and he needed atonement for his horrendous sins and fast.

So Mr. Selvakumar (now 33) sought the advice of an astrologer who told him that the only way to lift the curse was to marry an dog. I mean, what better way to make good with the Hindu Gods than to atone for your sins of animal cruelty/killing than to find a stray dog and marry the animal, ceremony and all. And that’s exactly what Mr. Selvakumar did when he found a stray bitch named Selvi.

The ceremony took place on November 11th and here are photos to prove it. After the ceremony the family feasted and all the dog reportedly got to eat was a bun. But I’m sorry, there a LOT of questions unanswered here;

1. Was this marriage consummated?
2. Does it count as cheating if he sleeps with another human or is it only animals that qualify?
3. What did the invitations say?

Actually, there are WAY too many questions and they get more twisted as they go, so we’ll just let this go as it is. If I’ve filled your heads with more bizarre questions than what I came up with, feel free to share. There are a bunch of avenues and a lot of punchlines, I’m sure. Oh yeah, my boss will want me to plug products here, so, let’s uh….Oh Lord.

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