Parenting and The End of The World

Mr. Chris from Corner Stork here again. I have some interesting news for you that I just found out about. After the tussle between Kid Rock and Tommy Lee at the VMA’s, people are willing to pay a LOT of money to put this argument as to who’s tougher to rest. According to Page Six, Las Vegas entertainment maven Jeff Beacher offered them $1 million to settle their feud with a winner-take-all boxing match. Apparently they weren’t interested. Kid Rock should be since that’s a lot of dough for someone with no career to speak of.

But now the deal has gotten interesting. Supposedly, the pot has gotten sweeter and is now been upped to 5 million dollars. 5 million folks. When you think about the amount of publicity that this would draw if the parties accept, 4 million isn’t really that much. But it IS a LOT of money for an amateur fight that probably won’t even last 5 minutes since Kid Rock is a Detroit street brawler and Tommy Lee is a home porn maker and part time drummer. That’s until the Motley Crue reunion. Ooops. Did I let that slip?

Either way, both contestants should head over to our domain at www.cornerstorkbabygifts.com and pick up this lovely egg shaped “About to Hatch” timer and set it for around 2 or 3 minutes. That way they can get a rough idea as to how long the bout should take and get themselves ready for the match. But that means they’ll need to take a break on the cigarettes and booze and in Kid’s case, take a break from midget wrestling also.

Oh my. Mr. Christopher here from Corner Stork. My apologies if I’ve been a little lax on the posts this week. I know that some of you have been getting antsy for some really juicy gossip. It’s been painful to watch this OJ thing unfold too and not say a word, but I could really care less about that windbag. But there was no way I could turn my head away from the really good stuff and leave it to X17Online.com to track down photos of Oscar De La Hoya in high heels and fishnet.

Oscar was photographed posing in drag for a girl he hooked up with at a hotel in Philly. Oscar promptly hired heavyweight lawyer Burt Fields to put the photos to rest as fakes proclaiming that the photos are just Photoshop fakes. Now Oscar has ticked off the lovely lady he was with that evening and now that she’s being called a liar, she is ready to tell the whole story and come forward with the original photos if need be. Oscar and his legal company have also demanded that the photos be pulled down off of X17’s website, which they have refused to do yet. But if they are forced to take them down, I managed to snag them for you to view here. I doubt that Oscar will come after little ole me. But if he does, I’ll take them down too. I’m not about to be sued by Oscar. I have many Hispanic neighbors who would be very mad at me. So I made sure that the photos maintained the X17 stamp. So what do YOU think? Do these look like fakes to you? And if someone is going to go through the trouble of Photoshopping someone into these pictures, would they really waste their time putting so much effort into Oscar? You decide!

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