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Michael Vick Sentencing

michael-vick.jpgMr. Christopher from the Corner Stork Blog. Well, the courts have made up their mind and Michael Vick was sentenced to 23 months in prison. The judge told Michael that he needed to apologize to the millions of young kids that looked up to him and Vick simply replied “yes, sir.” It’s still not known as to whether Vick’s decision to turn himself in to start serving his sentence before his sentence was even handed down played any part in the light sentencing.

Vick could have faced up to 5 years in prison and most animal activists are crying foul already that this punishment does not fit the crime by any stretch of the imagination. Others will be very interested to see if Vick even serves anywhere near that for good behavior. And that leaves the biggest question of all as to whether or not Vick will be coming back onto the gridiron or if the NFL will have him back with open arms. There’s no doubt that he is a talented quarterback, but will any team in the NFL want to take the chance of the negative publicity that is sure to follow him. Or will his time served allow people to turn the other cheek? What are your thoughts?

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1 comment December 10, 2007

True: Hindu Man Marries Dog

corner-stork-baby-gifts.jpgMr. Christopher from Corner Stork Baby Blog and man oh man, you just can’t make stuff like this up. File this under news of the weird as recently reported by many news agencies. Well, apparently a man by the name of P. Selvakumar had stoned two dogs to death about 15 years ago. After he killed them, he then hung them from a tree. So let’s stop for a minute. This guy must have been VERY angry. It’s one thing to throw rocks at a dog until the animal dies. It’s another to do it to TWO dogs and then go through the process of finding rope, locating a good tree branch to support the bodies of two dead dogs, and on and on getting more dark and morbid as we go.

man-marries-dog.jpgShortly after, Mr. Selvakumar’s world came crashing down fast as he became paralyzed in his leg and arm and additionally lost hearing in one ear. To the semi-medically knowledgeable, that’s a coronary thing. With anger and blood pressure like that, your body is going into shut down and you’ve got some serious problems. But Mr. Selvakumar deemed it bad luck and a curse and he needed atonement for his horrendous sins and fast.

So Mr. Selvakumar (now 33) sought the advice of an astrologer who told him that the only way to lift the curse was to marry an dog. I mean, what better way to make good man-weds-dog.jpgwith the Hindu Gods than to atone for your sins of animal cruelty/killing than to find a stray dog and marry the animal, ceremony and all. And that’s exactly what Mr. Selvakumar did when he found a stray bitch named Selvi.

The ceremony took place on November 11th and here are photos to prove it. After the ceremony the family feasted and all the dog reportedly got to eat was a bun. But I’m sorry, there a LOT of questions unanswered here;

  1. Was this marriage consummated?
  2. Does it count as cheating if he sleeps with another human or is it only animals that qualify?
  3. What did the invitations say?

Actually, there are WAY too many questions and they get more twisted as they go, so we’ll just let this go as it is. If I’ve filled your heads with more bizarre questions than what I came up with, feel free to share. There are a bunch of avenues and a lot of punchlines, I’m sure. Oh yeah, my boss will want me to plug products here, so, let’s uh….Oh Lord.

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Add comment November 15, 2007

Halle Berry Going Eco-Crazy With Baby

halleberry-aubry1.jpgFor those that missed it, Halle Berry is pregnant by her boyfriend, male model Gabriel Aubry (whoever he is). That’s old news now that she 4 months along. Now apparently, People magazine reports that she is going eco-nuts with her upcoming newborn. “I’m working on the nursery, but it’s all going to be organic and eco-friendly,” Halle explained. “There are so many things out now that you can use. I’m going to really try hard to make it all organic!” She also started singing the praises of organic diapers.

At her baby shower, she was given many baby gifts including a book on motherhood blessings, and many other unique gifts. On the set of her new movie, Director Susanne Bier says, “She had no issue with being a mother. The kids on set were calling her mom. I think that proves it pretty much, that there was a natural thing where they were calling her mom.” What? So if people walk around calling me Superstar, does that make me famous?

Halle has to play the part of a mother in the new movie and People magazine says that playing a mom gave her motherly instincts. “The ease I had with the children actors validated that I do have a really strong maternal instinct,” Berry says, “and I really do need to have children.” WHAT? Can someone please remind this woman that these children are actors? The funny thing about parenthood is that if things aren’t going well, you can’t just leave to take a break in your trailer.

Either way, we wish her well and at 41, she is overdue to become a parent (albeit impressive). But she’ll be fooling herself if she thinks it’s a walk in the park. The world may be a stage, but that goes out the window when kids get involved. It must be nice to have so much money that you can remove yourself from reality so easily. Or at least have enough cashflow to pay someone else to handle your reality. That’s just simply awesome.

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1 comment October 17, 2007

Red Hot Chili Pepper Names His Baby

chili.jpgOk, this is a short but crazy story about a Red Hot Chili Pepper named Anthony Kiedis. Anthony and wife Heather Christie just had a newborn baby boy. One might expect a strange name for the new arrival like Apple, Meatloaf, Grape or something. So what did Anthony name his new bouncing baby boy? Everly Bear. You read that right. Everly Bear. Anthony chose the name after one of his favorite bands, the Everly Brothers.

Anthony tell People magazine, “We had a long list of names, but suppose it came to me by way of the Everly Brothers, which is one of my favorite bands. The mama came up with Bear. That made sense to me because he’s from me and I feel like I’m part of the bear clan, and I think it’s nice to have a little bit of earth in your name.” What did he just say? Step away from the bong and no one will get stupid!

Now, I have 3 children and I had a say in the naming of 2 of them. But if you think for one second that my wife would have let me name one of our kids after my favorite band with an earthy animal name attached to it, you’d be as crazy as you look. “Hey honey, I want to name our kid Prince Monkey.” Yeah, that’s not going to happen.

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6 comments October 17, 2007

Ellen Degeneres and the Mutt

Mr. Chris from Corner Stork Baby Gifts with a touching family story that’s yet to be resolved. Ok, I saw this story yesterday on the morning news and thought it would be a passing thing, but obviously, that’s not the case. It appears that Ellen plans to fight if necessary to make this situation right. For those that aren’t aware of what all the hub bub is about, here’s the scoop. Ellen Degeneres adopted a dog from a pet adoption agency called Mutts and Moms. One of those little black curly haired pooches. The agency is very strict about what happens to the animals it adopts out and has some pretty strict rules. One of the rules is that if you decide not to keep the pet, you must bring it back to the agency.

ellensobs.jpgSo Ellen brings the dog home, spends thousands of dollars getting its shots updated and having the dog neutered and essentially taking loving care of the pooch. Well the dog is just way too high strung for Ellen’s cats and is basically bouncing off the walls. So Ellen tells the story to her hairdresser and her hairdresser says, “We’ll take the puppy.”. So Ellen gives the puppy to her hairdresser who has a very nice home with a nice big privacy fenced backyard, two loving kids (ages 12 and 13) and that was that. One would think. Mutts and Moms had a heartattack insisting that Ellen had broken the rules of the agreement. Then they demanded to see the home the dog was sent to. Upon arriving at the people’s home days later, the rep from the agency picks up the dog and refuses to let go of the dog until the police arrive. The police arrive and find that the microchip in the dog’s neck still says the dog is registered to the agency, so the cops allow the dog to be taken by the agency even though the dog has been in this family’s home for 2 weeks.

At this point, the family is very upset and man oh man, so is Ellen. Ellen can’t even make it through the taping of her next TV show because she is sobbing and emotionally distraught that the agency has been so cruel (click the photo on the left or here for the video). They were hollering at her and basically telling Ellen how awful she is for breaking the rules. Ellen could barely talk during her show pleading for the agency to give the dog back to the family. The agency simply has ignored her pleas and the website makes no mention of the scenario and has even pulled their telephone numbers to avoid the onslaught brought on by all of this negative publicity.

So here we are two days later and this is still a very big issue around the water cooler. The new breaking news is that the agency has no proof that Ellen actually signed those papers that they have been so animate about. Plus, the only reason why the microchip still had the agencies name on it was because the agency had failed to update the chip. So what now? I’m sure we haven’t seen the end of this story for a long while until this gets resolved. TMZ took a poll and over 95% of the poll takers think the agency should give the dog back. This seems like an obvious problem that could be resolved by simply giving the dog back. The agency is bringing all of the bad press on themselves for dragging their feet. Kudos to them for protecting animals, but bad juju is surely coming their way if they don’t fix this fast.

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3 comments October 17, 2007

Vick Pleads Guilty - Full Details Here

corner-stork-baby-gifts.jpgWell Mr. Christopher from Corner Stork Baby Gifts once again bringing you the details of the Michael Vick story as it unfolds. The tough part about this case is definitely two fold. I, as a member of the Corner Stork team are all about kids and children. It’s a horrible travesty that millions of children who have looked up to Michael Vick and those that even stood by him to have watch him fall from grace so hard. The second part is that I personally stood by him as innocent until proven guilty and I believed in that justice system. The court of public opinion ruled this case. With that preamble, let’s get to the case at hand.

vick.jpgMichael Vick today has pleaded guilty to the federal dogfighting charges and animal cruelty.  In a public statement that followed shortly after, he stated that “First I want to apologize for all the things that I’ve done and that I have allowed to happen,” .”I made a mistake in using bad judgment and making bad decisions,” he said. “Dogfighting is a terrible thing.”He concluded by saying, “I offer my deepest apologies to everyone. And I will redeem myself. I have to.”

You can read the Summary of Facts and actual Plea Agreement here, but I’ll make it easy for you as to what he has pleaded guilty to:

  1. Michael Vick, aka “Ookie” pleads guilty to traveling state to state to participate in illegal activities involving gambling.
  2. Promoting the illegal activity
  3. Knowingly sponsoring an animal in a animal fighting venture
  4. Transporting animals for the purpose of dogfighting
  5. Buying property and using the property for the sole purpose of dogfighting including specifically training pit bulls to fight and only for fighting purposes.
  6. Establishing a “kennel” to use as a front for the dogfighting
  7. Purchasing dogs specifically to put them into dogfights.
  8. Providing the funding for the dogfighting activities (food, housing, travel expenses, vet treatment for dogs they wanted to keep and disposal fees for dogs they “disposed of”)
  9. Participation in dogfighting in several states.
  10. Providing a place for the gambling activities (Bad Newz Kennels) that involved gambling from the hundreds to thousands of dollars on a single fight. Vick supposedly did NOT make any money on these events. Proceeds were split between Tony Taylor, Quanis Phillips, and Purnell Peace.
  11. Vick claims that a number of dogs were killed during the “testing phase”, but the killings were done by Phillips, Peace and Taylor.
  12. Sponsored interstate dogfighting bouts with 2 of their champion dogs “Jane”, “Big Boy”, “Magic”, “Tiny”, “Too Short”, and various other “loser” animals in various southeastern states including SC, NC, and VA and attendants came from across the country including as far as NJ.
  13. That he killed 6-8 dogs that failed testing along with Peace and Phillips.  The dogs were killed by either hanging or drowning.
  14. That he was in possession of 54 pit bull dogs at the time of this discovery and most of which had scars from fighting. he also had the premises that were designed to host the fighting including an instrument that was designed to pry open the dogs mouths during fighting to loose them from the other dogs, treadmills and slat mills to train the dogs.

And essentially, that’s it.  As if that’s not enough. There’s a lot that’s disturbing about this and especially since he animately denied any of it to press, his managers and his team mates.  What’s worse is the audio portion of his apology where he makes sure that he indicates that he did not involve anyone else in these actions and that he takes full responsibility for his actions.  Funny, but the Summary and Appeal say something totally different.  He blames everyone and takes a little responsibility. Then he states that during this time, he has found Jesus and has turned his life over to God.  Good for him if that’s true, but after seeing the laundry list of charges that he’s pleaded guilty to, he’s definitely going need divine intervention.  You can hear the audio of Michael and the public apology here or you can watch the CNN video here.

Sentencing is on December 12th.  What exactly do you think the punishment should be? What are your thoughts?


Add comment August 27, 2007

Ving Rhames Dog Kills Man

ving_rhames.jpgHello all! Mr. Christopher from the Corner Stork Baby Gifts entertainment news column. TMZ.com is reporting that actor Ving Rhamess dog has killed a man that was working for him as a caretaker for his home.  The report states, “The four dogs, Mastiffs and an English Bulldog, have been taken into custody by Animal Control. When they received the call this morning at 7:15, they say they found a black male on the front lawn, deceased.

KABC is reporting that the body of the caretaker had bites all over his body. They are also reporting that police are still investigating whether it was the dogs who killed the man, or if he suffered a heart attack or some medical condition.

falltealights_s.jpgWell that is definitely not good news.  So let’s change the subject!   My Wedding Favors has a great line of Fall wedding favors for those getting married in the autumn months.  Don’t forget to let your guests and your bridesmaid take home something to remember the day by!


Add comment August 3, 2007


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