Prince Fred Naked & Handcuffed!
Mr. Chris from Corner Stork Baby Gifts and My Wedding Favors with your latest gossip. Ok, my boss is going to kill me for covering this, but this is the funniest thing I have ever heard and the fact that there is photographic proof is even more funny. I’m slow to the gun on this news brief which came out 2 days ago, but that’s because when I first saw it, I thought, who cares about Prince Frederick? But then the next day, they had a photo to go with it and that was the clincher for me.
For those that don’t know, Prince Freddy von Anhalt, 64, is the 9th husband of Zsa Zsa Gabor. He also claimed to be the father of Dannielynn Birkhead from a tryst that he and Anna Nicole Smith supposedly had. Well DNA test cleared that up and no one can confirm that “meeting of yuck”. But Ok, you know who he is now. We’ll just call him Fred.
Fred claimed he was driving around town and that 3 girls held him at gunpoint, robbed him, took his clothes and handcuffed him to the steering wheel of his Rolls Royce. To make this story even stranger (and funnier), when he called Zsa Zsa, he told her he was robbed by 3 aliens. TMZ.com reports that Francesca (Zsa Zsa’s daughter) said that when Zsa Zsa called to tell her about “the robbery,” she told her daughter, “Dahlink, Frederick first said it was three aliens, but I told him to say it was three humans, because people would think he was crazy.”
Sources say that video surveillance tapes of Bellagio Road are being reviewed, and that a major publication is asking the D.A. to investigate the “robbery.” Filing a false police report is a misdemeanor.
The funniest thing about all of this is trying to figure out how he made that phone call to Zsa Zsa. Maybe he has OnStar? That would have been hilarious.
“OnStar, how can I help you?”
“Yes, I’ve been robbed by 3 aliens that took my money, my clothes and have handcuffed me to my steering wheel! ….. ……. ……. hello?….helloo? Are you still there?”
“Yes sir, we’re sending a camera crew and locksmith to help you immediately.”
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